“I'm not saying the N word anymore.” — Lisa Lampanelli Quote

“I'm not saying the N word anymore.”

“I'm not gonna ruin my reputation with the blacks no more.”

“When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something.”

“I contend that there really are no more con men. There's no need for con men anymore. There's no need for the very sophisticated, suave guy, the well-dressed guy. Today, you steal with the computer from thousands of miles away - from China, from Libya, from Hong Kong. Your victim's never going to see you, so there's no need to be any of that.”

“America is tough for rock music. Rock n' roll used to be the main music for the youth, and it's not so much anymore. It's hip-hop and stuff.”

“When we can't bottle our tears up anymore, God catches every one in His bottle. God's catching every falling tear because He won't let us fall apart.”