“In our state, I'm really proud of the fact that the ones who overturne...” — Rand Paul Quote

“In our state, I'm really proud of the fact that the ones who overturned Jim Crow in Kentucky were Republicans fighting against an entirely unified Democrat Party. So I am proud to be Republican. I can't imagine being anything else.”

“Bulk collection of phone records didn't find or stop the Tsarnaev brothers from the massacre in Boston. In fact, one might argue that all of the money spent on bulk collection takes money away from human analysts that might have noticed the older brother's trip to become radicalized in Chechnya.”

“The one reason why I got into cooking was because I wasn't good at anything else - not that I was good at it, but it was considered honest work.”

“I'm more careful about my hands than about what I eat and most anything else, because my hands have been my living. My hands have been able to help me learn. My hands have taken me around the world. So I'm very proud of my hands.”

“If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.”