“Anytime you open your mouth there's going to be someone who's put off....” — John Hall Quote

Anytime you open your mouth there's going to be someone who's put off. I try to deal with that by keeping the topical portions of my show brief. I realize that some people wish my comments were briefer.

I think everyone holds back. I am always censoring myself and I'm sorry about it. But I always have to consider whether my remarks might cause someone pain.

As a person who is not confrontational by disposition I tend to see that the quality of being confrontational is a positive attribute.

I've had two callers ask, 'Did you ever work for someone who is poorer than you are?' Their idea is it takes a rich person to give you a job because jobs are something that are given to you, an inferior, from on high.

I always try to have a fun nail. It's something whimsical that you can pull off anytime.

Anytime someone says your God is ugly and you release your God and join their God, there is no hope for your freedom until you once more believe in your own concept of the 'deity.'

Anytime you want to get into religious or political views, that can instantly polarize people.

Anytime I talk about my wife, I want to make it, like, 'the battle-ax,' and I always do that bit, but it's not true. She's a very positive person.

Anytime I'm in Vegas I have like two days max, because it's so fun that it's too much. But it's the most live two days, and I'm talking about it for the rest of the week.