“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on whi...” — Milton Berle Quote

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

Anytime you get traded, you are trying to figure out what freeways get you where, and where the meal room is, and where the locker room is, and you get yourself used to that.

When you try a 50-yarder in Pittsburgh in December, it's almost impossible. When you try a 50-yarder in a dome anytime, it's a lock if you kick it straight.

Anytime you come out there and you try to 'prove something,' you're trying to be more than you are.

We know that terrorism can happen anywhere, at anytime. And we know the best way to prevent an attack is by working together.

My dad was a very quiet person, and unbelievably tough. But my grandmother gave me my first look at negative thinking to bring about positive results. When I was just a little guy, anytime I came to my grandmother and said I wish for this or that, Grandma would say, 'If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.'