“I have this routine where on Fridays I sign balls that need to be auto...” — Bob Stoops Quote

“I have this routine where on Fridays I sign balls that need to be autographed. One time, after my fortieth or fiftieth ball, I looked over at my secretary and said, 'Who is Bob Stoops, anyway?'”

“I know what really matters in my life.”

“Anytime you win 10 games, let's look around the world, the country, and there's not a lot that do it consistently.”

“Directors have a tendency to use their hands like orchestra conductors. They don't realize that the actor is looking at their faces, anyway.”

“I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.”

“Getting to play the blues has been transcendant for me. I can't say if my finest hour is yet to come, you want to make a dent in this world, well I do anyway.”