“Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human ...” — Bert Kreischer Quote

“Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you will be undeniable.”

“There are days where I'm like, 'Oh, my God, I'm so happy I'm living the life I'm living.'”

“I get this weird energy that starts in my feet and goes up and fills my head, and I just want to get everyone in the crowd to laugh.”

“I miss the energy of New York City and being able to step out of my apartment and see so much unique culture all the time around me without having to seek it out. In L.A., I have to sort of seek out everything I'm trying to do. It makes it less spontaneous.”

“It took a lot to understand that the interest in both writing a story and reading it is not in the objective dangers someone takes. You don't have to fight snakes or wake up in a strange apartment to have a story; it's about what goes on inside your mind and soul.”