“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse N...” — Charlie Sheen Quote

“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.”

“I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.”

“I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.”

“In 'Shaun of the Dead,' it's not Shaun's fault that there's a zombie apocalypse - he just has to get through the day.”

“Every person should have their escape route planned. I think everyone has an apocalypse fantasy, what would I do in the event of the end of the world, and we just basically - me and Nick - said what would we do, where would we head?”

“I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.”