“We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, ov...” — Jim Davis Quote

“We live in a time where we're made to feel guilty about overeating, oversleeping, and not exercising. Garfield not only does all that, but he doesn't apologize for it.”

“You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.”

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”

“I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.”

“When the Miz came in, most of the hazing was me working. Me on the mic, me talking to him. I gave him as much advice as I possibly could because I thought he had the ability to be a good heel. But I'm not going to apologize for hazing him.”

“I don't apologize for my clothes. There are a lot of bad dressers in golf, and I don't think I'm one of them. There are a lot of bad dressers in every business.”