“Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, maho...” — Jim Bakker Quote

“Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?”

“I write about it in the book and, you know, explain that. But that was the technicality that actually got my sentence reduced - that Alan Dershowitz used to have my sentence - it came down eventually to eight years.”

“When you put your total faith in God, no matter what happens, to a person who's a true believer, if you die, you know you're going to heaven to be with God.”

“I'm a father. If my son jumped on a boy in a backyard, it would have been the worst mistake he made that day. And he'd have had to apologize to everybody.”

“As I move up the ranks, it's getting harder and harder to get the KO or a decision, and I apologize for that.”

“I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me 'rabbit' when I was a kid. I hate mushrooms, though. I apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you!”