“We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum...” — Jeff Cooper Quote

“We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene.”

“You better be looking for another pitcher.”

“Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”

“Remember the first rule of gunfighting... 'have a gun.'”

“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.”

“Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.”

“I met Clinton at a benefit for teachers, which was a very good charity, but I met him for about 90 seconds, and I thought it was important to meet the leader of the free world. So I stood next to him for a photograph, and then apparently that's all it takes.”

“It's interesting to me that apparently distasteful comments from the Right against weak targets tend to draw a lot less media fire than apparently distasteful comments from the Left against hard targets. That's one of the threads that runs through the show and that people hopefully pick up on.”

“Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.”

“I never thought I could sing, but apparently I can.”

“Apparently, I hear from people I always play strong women. I don't see them that way.”

“Her death has had a huge effect on me. It felt like a big hole appeared on my left side - apparently your left side is your mother - which I thought could never be filled. Now I think what you have to do is fill it with yourself because your mother is part of you. I'm easing into that space, using it and being comforted by it.”