“Carwin, he seems like he trains for five one-minute rounds. That's his...” — Roy Nelson Quote

“Carwin, he seems like he trains for five one-minute rounds. That's his championship fight, apparently.”

“The one thing that always sucks about me is that I'm just a fighter, and I just love to fight.”

“I'm always interested in furthering our sport. Like, I would love to be a correspondent newsperson, somebody who informs the fans a little bit more and able to bring a little more closure to our sport where it's more of a black and white as opposed to the gray area.”

“As scientists have discovered - or perhaps explained is a better word, or perhaps identified - we now live in the age of the Anthropocene. The geologic age of the Anthropocene. Those high priests of material evidence have given us our own epoch like the Holocene, the Pleistocene! Apparently we now, it seems, have superhuman powers.”

“My sister, myself, and my cousins would put on shows for our parents and charge them to come and watch, apparently. That's what I'm told. My parents said I knew how to milk it.”