“I got a concussion on the final play of a game, and I don't remember l...” — Howie Long Quote

“I got a concussion on the final play of a game, and I don't remember leaving the field. No one helped me off the field. Apparently I was on my feet and I just followed the crowd of players into the locker room. I don't know where I was or what I did for 10 minutes.”

“When I talk to kids, I have a theme: If you work hard, life is easy.”

“People are nice in Seattle.”

“I'm forever a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. Apparently I've picked the worst baseball team in the world.”

“Singing is a form of meditation... apparently the only one that I have command over.”

“It's interesting to me that apparently distasteful comments from the Right against weak targets tend to draw a lot less media fire than apparently distasteful comments from the Left against hard targets. That's one of the threads that runs through the show and that people hopefully pick up on.”