“People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I do...” — Karl Pilkington Quote

“People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.”

“I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.”

“Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.”

“Since World War II, inflation - the apparently inexorable rise in the prices of goods and services - has been the bane of central bankers.”

“Apparently, there are all sorts of reasons why your hair might stop growing, including split ends, breakage and overuse of heated styling tools - in my case, it might be a combination of all three!”

“Apparently, my grandfather left from Cork to America without saying goodbye to his mother! The family in Longford is still not happy about that.”