“All cars have a natural gait, a speed at which they're happiest. The C...” — James May Quote

“All cars have a natural gait, a speed at which they're happiest. The Corniche is perfect at around 65-70mph. I did a ton in it once, which was completely horrible. Apparently, it'll reach 120mph, but not with me in it.”

“I'm a great believer in the principle of try it and work it out. If a gadget is designed well, you can easily work out how to use it. But if you can't, it isn't shameful to read the instructions.”

“There are very few things in real life on which I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, surprisingly few for people who have to make a TV show together. But that's part of what makes it work.”

“Apparently all the lesbians and bi girls loved me on 'Bachelor.' It's like everyone knew before me.”

“I don't use the Internet, but apparently you can find out everything on it.”

“I'm a Virgo. I don't know much about star signs or believe in them. Apparently Virgos like to have everything in good order and my DVD collection is all lined up flush to the shelf.”