“A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because ther...” — Kurt Braunohler Quote

“A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from.”

“For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!”

“'Bunk' is better than 'Wheel of Fortune' because we have a wheel, just like them, but our wheel is purposeless. It doesn't do anything. It just spins for no reason. Which is nice because it frees our wheel up to really pursue its dream: becoming a professional paddlewheel.”

“I enjoy moving. I like to be in a new place. Settling down doesn't appeal to me much. I like the whole business of it. And I love the first night in the new place.”

“I keep trying to write a bad boy and they always come out nice. I don't see the appeal of someone who is going to demean me in some way.”

“Dark books do appeal to kids because they have nice, sheltered lives - and they also appeal to children who are going through pretty hard times themselves.”