“It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it le...” — Arthur Smith Quote

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

As tradition, the female element clings to the old art and opposes anything new - precisely because each new art moves further away from the natural appearance of things.

I spent so much of my time when I was growing up just worrying about what people thought of me, about my appearance, how I should act in school, how to... be popular and all that rubbish. Stop worrying about everything. Everything's going to be okay.

I spend up to two hours a day on correspondence. Hearing from fans on the Internet and being able to directly respond to the fan base is exciting. You can cut out the middle man like the fan club... before a recent appearance in Tyler, Texas, I had fans reaching out on MySpace offering their lake house, Mavericks tickets. It was amazing.

For both men and women, an eyelash curler is a must. It gives your eye the appearance of being well-rested and wide open.