“When I finish a film, I like to drastically change my appearance. I ge...” — Ethan Embry Quote

“When I finish a film, I like to drastically change my appearance. I get sick of looking at the same thing in the mirror for months at a time. So when a film's over, I'll do something like shave my head.”

“Real love is more than a physical feeling. If there's even the slightest doubt in your head about a guy, then forget about it. It's not real.”

“I went to public school for like, one day. I don't get it. Everybody tries to be exactly the same. I think being an outsider is a good thing.”

“If you're successful, you must express a modest appearance.”

“Given that I often wear shorts with a T-shirt, baseball cap, and backpack most days, a crew-neck shirt gives me the appearance of an undercover cop on the way to a sting operation at a summer camp.”

“January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered nationally in Seattle by the now-defunct HBO Comedy Festival, and that led to an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and a path to a professional comedy career.”