“It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think th...” — Julie Brown Quote

“It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.”

“This whole generation of parents - I'm guilty of it too - does too much for their kids.”

“I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.”

“Language is one of the only things that we truly share, and I sometimes used this joint inheritance to obfuscate and deflect and justify myself: to re-brand what was good for me as something appearing good for us both, when I threw around terms like 'the sharing economy' and 'disruption' and 'global resourcing.'”

“For many writers, the endless performance of being a writer - tweeting, appearing, making the rounds - is required simply to attract enough attention to make a living.”