“The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is ...” — Adam Sandler Quote

“The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.”

“I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.”

“I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.”

“I was very young, and I remember this heated, passionate argument and trying to figure out some place called Vietnam, something called a Watergate, and some guy named Gerald Ford who my dad knew who had just become president, and how all these things fit together.”

“I used to think that my mother got into arguments with people because they didn't understand her English, because she was Chinese.”

“The argument that any income redistribution is tantamount to socialism, and that socialism has always been unAmerican, has helped legitimise keeping taxes on America's very wealthy very low.”