“When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing w...” — Bill Cosby Quote

“When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.”

“It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.”

“I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.”

“When you look at territorial disputes, there are good arguments on any sides. I think it's important that we don't take sides on legitimacy.”

“I always feel like I want to write a song when I'm really upset. And when I'm in an argument with my family, I go straight to the piano and just kind of take it out on the piano and get all emotional.”

“We have to make the argument that the only economically sound place to be is within Europe - we have to remember, it's history again, that there are reasons we bound ourselves together as a set of European nations and it all came out of the second world war.”