“I set out to make a sandwich using a robot arm. I put a knife at the e...” — Simone Giertz Quote

“I set out to make a sandwich using a robot arm. I put a knife at the end of it and tried to make it spread peanut butter over bread. It didn't work so great.”

“I'm good at pitching my weaknesses as strengths.”

“I built a lot of stuff as a kid. But I was not interested in tech, I thought it wasn't really for me.”

“My top video is probably the wake up machine. And that one was the first one that started going really viral. It's an alarm clock that slaps you in the face with a rubber arm.”

“To me, ideas are like annoying salespeople that only go away once I've built them.”

“I see a problem and I invent some sort of solution to it.”

“I have this huge lion tattoo embossed on my arm. I was a little worried as to how we would cover it up. But my makeup man covered the tattoo with makeup. It took close to two hours.”

“I first read about hypnotism at school, and I used to do tricks like getting a really skinny guy to arm wrestle the local bully.”

“I trust my arm, maybe a little too much.”

“I have a strong tennis arm.”

“In this league you have to throw sidearm sometimes; you're going to have to drop your arm, move while shuffling your feet. You're never going to be set.”

“Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.”