“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they w...” — John Barrymore Quote

“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.”

“America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.”

“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.”

“My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'”

“There's nothing worse than looking out and seeing some guy with his arms crossed while you're singing your heart out on a new song, and he's going, 'When are they going to do 'Me and My Gang?''”

“When I moved to New York, the gay community welcomed me with open arms and told me how beautiful I was. I will never turn my back on them.”