“I look like if AJ Styles and Conrad Thompson had a child. But the chil...” — Hornswoggle Quote

I look like if AJ Styles and Conrad Thompson had a child. But the child didn't grow full arms or legs; he just grew out from the belly.

Tina Fey is just amazing. And she is just so funny and so good hearted.

You've gotta realize this - you could be working at Burger King or working for the biggest wrestling company in the world.

I was the biggest Ultimate Warrior fan.

I learned everything from WWE. Ken Anderson trained me in Green Bay. The were looking for a midget for Fit Finlay, and Ken said that I have the guy. He can take bumps. He can work. He will do great, it was literally off to the races from then on.

I'm trying to go over my lines. I woke up on the floor, somebody had me in their arms. I didn't quite know who, people looked so unfamiliar. That's about all I remember.

F2's much harder physically on the arms and almost on the whole body than F1 is.

Get a boxer and get him wrestling for a minute or two - the arms get so heavy, filled with blood, they can't even hold them up any more, they can't box.

My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

Look at Michelle Obama. Everyone keeps making a big deal about her arms being exposed, but don't get it twisted: her arms are out for a reason. Black women have had those arms forever - lifting, picking cotton, toting and carrying babies.