“In several sections, both natural in the banks of the Mississippi and ...” — Charles Lyell Quote

“In several sections, both natural in the banks of the Mississippi and its numerous arms, and where artificial canals had been cut, I observed erect stumps of trees, with their roots attached, buried in strata at different heights, one over the other.”

“Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.”

“When on my return to England I showed the cast of the cranium to Professor Huxley, he remarked at once that it was the most ape-like skull he had ever beheld.”

“I have a strong upper body; I'm an arms swimmer, and I always have been.”

“When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?”

“Just having two kids now, regardless of what happens in the field, they're there to receive you with open arms every night after every game.”