“Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head...” — John Harvey Kellogg Quote

“Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!”

“There are any number of people who profess to be good Christian people who are willing to believe all kinds of things on suspicion. Now that is not the way the Bible directs for Christian people to do.”

“Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.”

“The Lord did not bless us with any children of our own, so we gathered up little waifs whom we thought would be neglected and would not be cared for unless we brought them into our family.”

“If you can get some of the devil's money to use for the Lord's work, if you have to borrow it, it is all right and carry on the work.”

“A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.”

“For the theatre one needs long arms... an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture.”

“I would welcome a Mike Tyson fight with open arms.”

“In my opinion it is less shameful for a king to be overcome by force of arms than by bribery.”

“Beliefs about how lying looks are plentiful and often contradictory: depending on whom you choose to believe, liars can be detected because they fidget a lot, hold very still, cross their legs, cross their arms, look up, look down, make eye contact or fail to make eye contact.”

“I loved Hackney because they embraced me really, like with open arms.”

“I don't know, I don't know how to do anything. I'm just like, doing impressions of what I've seen other people do, and hoping no one knows that I'm actually just a little monster in a human suit making my arms go up and down.”