“The first-ever job I had was in a play, 'Trench Kiss,' with Caroline Q...” — Ben Miller Quote

“The first-ever job I had was in a play, 'Trench Kiss,' with Caroline Quentin and Arthur Smith.”

“Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if I make the wrong choice at lunchtime!”

“I'd like to have a neck. Everyone else has a neck, but I never got one; I don't know what happened. I'm not asking for much: just some sort of separation between my head and my body would be great.”

“Arthur Winslow is one of the great parts.”

“I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey?”

“It's always an honor to play on Arthur Ashe stadium.”