“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.” — Orson Welles Quote

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.”

“A good artist should be isolated. If he isn't isolated, something is wrong.”

“See, I believe that it is not true that different races and nations are alike. I'm profoundly convinced that that's a total lie. I think people are different. Sardinians, for example, have stubby little fingers. Bosnians have short necks.”

“If you are a businessman or a politician in Iran, you can get a visa as quickly as you ask for it.”

“Well, when you're on the television you constantly get asked to work with charities and it's really hard to work with all of the charities that ask you, and of course we all want to give back.”

“People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That's right, records! Man, they don't even make records no more!”