“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help...” — George Carlin Quote

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”

“I've been asked to interview for many managing jobs, and I never said yes because I was never serious about it, and I thought it would be wrong to go through that process.”

“I love acting, I really do, I've always loved doing it, and it's a joy to be asked to do this. I mean, to do Beatrice, for God's sake, it is the best comedy Shakespeare role for a woman, and to be asked to do it.”

“Paul would have jumped on a plane and asked questions later, and been there a day before we were there. That's who he was. He was fearless.”