I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.
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“I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.”
— Jim Norton · Asleep
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✦ About the Author
✦ More by Jim Norton
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I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.
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I never expect anything. The more good things that happen the better, but I never expect anything.
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I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they shouldn't address.
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If the show is going really well and the comedian is still annoyed with the audience, chances are he's a Boston comic. That's the beauty of Boston comics.
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Trevor Noah is a great, relevant young comic, and Comedy Central is smart to stand by him.
✦ More Asleep Quotes
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My grammar school caught on to the fact that the reason I was falling asleep in class was that I was doing working men's clubs till 10 or 11 at nights. My mother was told I shouldn't do it anymore. Of course, I was bringing in money to the family, so nobody liked hearing that.
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That time, when everyone else is asleep, and it's just me and my little man, that's the best time I've ever spent in my life. I just get to love on him. It, literally, is the best.
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People do get mad at me for falling asleep sometimes, and it's the most frustrating thing. I can't help it. What am I gonna do?
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Flights are a good way to catch up on podcasts, but I'll listen to some jazz to fall asleep.