“From the time I roll out of the cot at 6 A.M. to the time I fall aslee...” — Jason Chaffetz Quote

“From the time I roll out of the cot at 6 A.M. to the time I fall asleep after midnight, I get to do what I love nonstop.”

“The White House has been noticeably schizophrenic on Guantanamo.”

“I got more whistleblowers from the Secret Service than I do anywhere else. And if you look at that department and agency, it's the one place you can never, ever, ever make a mistake - ever.”

“Spanish was my first language. Honestly, I learned to first speak in Spanish, not English, because my poor mother had to go to San Diego every day to work and then come back. And she would come home when I was an infant long after I was asleep.”

“Sadly, the only constant in my writing environment stems from some inexplicable need to listen to the news. CNN loops over and over in the background from the time I wake until the time I finally, blessedly, fall asleep.”

“I do the news on 'The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,' I talk about how many millions of Americans are unemployed. And so I thank God and my lucky stars for my employment - but if I could go and just relax for a week? Oh geez. Ah! The reason why it wouldn't work for me is because I'd be asleep the whole time.”