“The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.” — Chuck Jones Quote

“The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.”

“When critics sit in judgment it is hard to tell where justice leaves off and vengeance begins.”

“We must not confuse distortion with innovation; distortion is useless change, art is beneficial change.”

“That time, when everyone else is asleep, and it's just me and my little man, that's the best time I've ever spent in my life. I just get to love on him. It, literally, is the best.”

“I usually think to do pep talks on Twitter if I'm on the road, at home and my girlfriend is out of town, or if I'm at home and up later then my girlfriend and our dog Bizzy - like, if they're both asleep but I'm kind of wired.”

“If you're not a workout person, go there 75 percent fast asleep. Anybody who has ever been in one of my workout classes knows I'm there practically in my pajamas!”