“I love rowing machines and I like assault bikes because they just whoo...” — George Kittle Quote

“I love rowing machines and I like assault bikes because they just whoop up on you.”

“When you're running for four yards a carry and you're rushing 47 times, you don't really need to throw the ball.”

“Losing the Super Bowl, it's awful, I don't wish that on anyone, unless I'm playing them, but I think it definitely was a teaching moment.”

“I've had people say to me, 'Well, I enjoy going to the firing range and using the assault weapons.' But the pleasure derived from that compared to the horrendous damage that it can do, we believe that the damage warrants banning assault weapons.”

“Government health care changes the relationship between the citizen and the state, and, in fact, I think it's an assault on citizenship.”

“In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course.”