“I was a really incompetent assistant to various people. If you had me ...” — Julio Torres Quote

“I was a really incompetent assistant to various people. If you had me as an assistant, something went wrong.”

“I overheard this elderly rich woman tell this other elderly rich woman, 'Oh, remind me to send you that article on how good standing is for you.' That was the moment where I realized that New Yorker cartoons were based on a reality.”

“First of all, a lot of 'male' clothing is so lame and bad. At stores, I usually go straight for the women's. Even as a cis man, I'm like, wait, this is a women's jacket? Just because the buttons are on the other side? Okay. I'm not even that fem, and I feel like this is completely within my limit.”

“The importance of the assistant director cannot be overemphasized.”

“My husband is an editor, and in fact he was the first person who hired me as an assistant editor. Then we fell in love and the rest was history.”

“I think I bring a good perspective because I did a lot of things in the NFL - player, head coach, assistant and scout.”