“Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Repub...” — Seth Meyers Quote

“Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

“I don't get the conga line started. I'm not a great choice if the goal of the evening is just a celebration. But if we're going to talk about what's been going on lately, then I can bring something to the table.”

“The hands are the feet of the arms.”

“If I was discovered by anyone, it would be Stephen O'Neil, who saw me in a play at Williamstown and introduced me to my team who I'm still with today. He was the first person to introduce me to the film and TV world. Other than that, I just assumed I would be a theater actor my whole life.”

“I've dated all kinds of guys and didn't know who I'd end up with. But I kind of assumed it would be someone more like my dad than not.”

“I always assumed I'd spend my life happily performing in artsy-fartsy little theaters.”