“If I haven't got someone to leave in five minutes for at least one of ...” — Shawn Crahan Quote

“If I haven't got someone to leave in five minutes for at least one of my films, then I'm not doing my job.”

“Slipknot started out of tragedy.”

“I couldn't imagine being in Slipknot and not going to Peru or Argentina or Moscow or St. Petersburg.”

“I feel that every actor should do at least one movie with Tigmanshu Dhulia.”

“In 2002, I was taking an improv class because, as a white male with glasses who was born between 1978 and 1994, it's legally required that I take at least one improv class in my life.”

“I think the greatest hip-hop artist of all time is Jay-Z, without a doubt. He just keeps amazing me with his performance, and since '96, that guy has been producing at least one hit every summer and every winter. That's a pretty good resume.”