“What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. ...” — Greg Gutfeld Quote

“What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.”

“Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return.”

“Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.”

“When I grew up, I always ate Frosties Kelloggs.”

“My dad died, I think, at 87. So I'll be lucky if I make 87. But in a lot of cases, the younger people live longer than their parents. And they know more. My dad used to tell me he ate the hog from his rooter to his tooter. So do I when I'm not trying to lose weight.”

“There are times in my career where I could've called it quits, and that would've ate at me for the rest of my life.”