“When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's ...” — Dylan Moran Quote

“When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.”

“I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it's an exercise in vanity.”

“I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.”

“Instead of channeling Trump, and attacking the courts in ways that are as bad as or worse than the president's, public officials who ought to know better should behave better.”

“I am a professional footballer, and it's a game where the coach decides where you can be most beneficial for the team. As long as I am attacking, I am happy! I know what Jose Mourinho decides will be best for me personally and for the team.”

“You'll always have someone attacking you in some way. But it's weird from someone who's never met you.”