“Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current li...” — George Ade Quote

“Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.”

“Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.”

“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”

“I like to play board games a lot with my girl, things like that. We attempt to cook. And even if it goes wrong, it doesn't matter because it's the time you spend doing it that's important.”

“I have to be very careful, however, because I have no intention of providing an excuse for this behavior. It's an attempt to explain how so many women come from backgrounds where the pressure to be a good mother is so severe that if they can't do it, something really snaps.”

“Do I have regrets about leaving United? Well, I wish I had listened to Louis van Gaal during the first three games and played the way he wanted me to play, rather than playing silly passes at 0-0 in an attempt to win the game.”