“I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actuall...” — Jo Brand Quote

“I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.”

“Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone comes along and goes I want Thomas The Tank Engine on, and screams the place down until you put it on.”

“I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.”

“History shows that any attempt by government to interfere in the consumption of salt is always extremely unpopular.”

“I fail every once in a while, but failing is your first attempt at learning. I'm not worried about it.”

“Even things which seem separate and finished are infinitely connected and will infinitely connect. This connection happens as soon as you let it, as soon as you engage - as soon as you even attempt to engage.”