“I don't go on the Internet. I never go on the Internet. I don't go on ...” — Amy Sherman-Palladino Quote

“I don't go on the Internet. I never go on the Internet. I don't go on Twitter. I'm not on Facebook. I've seen friends go into dark, dark holes of sadness because of that. Frankly, I don't have the time or the attention span for it.”

“When you write for a show that's not yours, your job is to hear the voices of the characters and write as best you can for those voices.”

“I think I would be making a mistake to actively try and just do everything completely different from 'Gilmore Girls.'”

“I have a very short attention span.”

“If you come to any of my live shows, you'll see, it's very frenetic. I have the attention span of a gnat.”

“For me, whether it's in a book or on T.V., a recipe has to be simple. I have a short attention span, so to open a cookbook and see a recipe that goes on for three to four pages, well, I've lost interest.”