“Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, ...” — Kathy Griffin Quote

“Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.”

“I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.”

“So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.”

“I have performed all over the world to packed audiences. I don't have to be a trained musician to prove my singing abilities to my critics.”

“When I was given the opportunity to direct 'Senna,' I decided the film had to work for audiences who disliked sport or had never seen a Formula One race in their lives. It had to thrill and emotionally engage people who had never heard of Ayrton Senna.”

“Audiences don't want to see the kind of self-indulgent, boring dance that is so prevalent today.”