“At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be ...” — Steve-O Quote

“At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be able to say that, in a way. I've failed at music. I've failed at dance. And acting - there have been times when I went out and read lines to audition for acting parts. I believe that if anybody wrangled together those audition tapes, it would be pretty hysterically funny.”

“I keep my iPod on shuffle most of the time, but I'm most into Cirque du Soleil soundtracks.”

“I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.”

“I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.”

“The truth is, you don't ever decide on a role, not when you first begin. You audition for the role, and you're lucky to get it.”

“There are more things to worry about in the world than a messed-up audition. It's out of your hands. So often, it's not down to acting abilities but something an actor has no control over. So go in, be prepared, do your job, and go and enjoy the rest of your day.”