“Sometimes in an audition, I'll genuinely do something I know they're n...” — Lamorne Morris Quote

“Sometimes in an audition, I'll genuinely do something I know they're not going to like.”

“I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword. Whenever you touched the sword, he knew about it. I don't know how.”

“I think it's hilarious that you would give an endorsement deal to someone who you've heard their lyrics a million times and you thought it was cool. And then they said something a little messed up and you take the endorsement deal away.”

“One of the things that I cannot fathom is young actors who will not audition and won't read.”

“It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.”

“I was trying to get an audition for 'Walker, Texas Ranger' and they wouldn't see me. And I was crestfallen, because I really needed money. And to be told you're not good enough to be seen by 'Walker, Texas Ranger' is a tough blow.”