“Corin Nemec, who was on television for years, has been through a simil...” — David Faustino Quote

“Corin Nemec, who was on television for years, has been through a similar thing. We both had TV shows, we've had to hit that audition trail, and we were both frustrated. We were both going through divorces, and we decided to write about this stuff. And make it funny.”

“Every day I have a tour bus that comes around my house and stops. You can hear them on their microphone. If you don't embrace it, it's going to destroy you.”

“I was thinking how fun 'Married with Children' would be on Netflix. You could really have some fun there.”

“When you go on an audition it's very frightening.”

“I can't watch my first audition because it makes me too upset. I just think it is really sad. I look at myself and don't recognize myself. I do think fame and fortune changes people.”

“Whenever I audition, I don't get nervous. I think, 'If I get it, I get it. If I don't, I don't.”