“Even if I wrote 'The Kay Cannon Show,' I would have to audition to pla...” — Kay Cannon Quote

“Even if I wrote 'The Kay Cannon Show,' I would have to audition to play Kay Cannon. And I probably wouldn't get it.”

“I've got to literally write my own ticket.”

“I played volleyball and basketball, and I did track and volleyball in college.”

“My first audition was an open call and I had no picture and no resume - that's how clueless I was. I just thought I could show up.”

“I was a big Belieber. I sent in audition tapes to be in his movies. I recorded myself singing 'One Less Lonely Girl' so I could be one of the fans in his documentary.”

“I don't think I had a script on 'King Kong.' But usually you read a script and then you go and audition for it. It's rare when there's no script. I sort of like the latter better, because I'm more successful at it.”