“If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet...” — Joyce Brothers Quote

“If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.”

“Men are not conditioned to be less powerful than a woman. It will be the wise woman who realizes this and is sensitive to that issue.”

“As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a better position if you're a celebrity because people care.”

“I am a young adult author, and so are quite a few of my friends. We all write books for the same demographic; many of us are even published by the same publishing house. Two of us, in fact, share the same editor.”

“One of the differences between what happens when an author and a gossip columnist sit down to write a book is that the former tends to make every effort at disguising and protecting their sources, while the latter doesn't particularly care.”

“I am sure that no traveler seeing things through author spectacles can see them as they are.”