“The book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stan...” — Arthur Smith Quote

“The book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stand before its author in awe.”

“When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into the Olympics.”

“The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.”

“I have a huge author crush on Stephen King. Have never met him. Would probably embarrass myself. But it would be worth it.”

“Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.”

“As a trial lawyer in front of a jury and an author of true-crime books, credibility has always meant everything to me. My only master and my only mistress are the facts and objectivity. I have no others.”