“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...” — George Carlin Quote

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”

“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“The more she rejected us the more convinced I was that she was another version of the real Molly, her disdain for authority, her scepticism that she had to do what the white man told her because it was good for her... She is Molly.”

“I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.”

“I think the federal government should be doing only what the Constitution says it should be. We don't have authority under the federal Constitution to have a big federal criminal justice system.”