“Does there, I wonder, exist a being who has read all, or approximately...” — Arnold Bennett Quote

“Does there, I wonder, exist a being who has read all, or approximately all, that the person of average culture is supposed to have read, and that not to have read is a social sin? If such a being does exist, surely he is an old, a very old man.”

“Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.”

“Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.”

“We never shall have any more time. We have, and we have always had, all the time there is.”

“Of all the inhabitants of the inferno, none but Lucifer knows that hell is hell, and the secret function of purgatory is to make of heaven an effective reality.”

“The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.”

“I guess certain kinds of jazz music could be Crunk. But the average jazz song, no, it's not Crunk.”

“About two-thirds of bachelor's degree holders borrow to go to school, and on average they're graduating with more than $26,000 in debt.”

“My level of skill is average. I'm not making some bomb Italian dish or anything, but I can make food that tastes good and is edible.”

“Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.”

“For one thing, vegetarians are, on average, fitter and trimmer than meat-eaters are, so the best thing that young people who want to look their best can do is to keep meat off their plates.”

“The videos that I post every day are averaging 7 million views per day. And I post one of those a day. I spend an average of $200 a day to make that. The Disney show that I'm on, they spend $2 million over the course of five days to create one episode that gets 1.7 million views.”