“I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know...” — Jeff Goldblum Quote

“I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average.”

“I travel for work, but recently, friends said I should take major trips.”

“Well, Well, Well, its certainly a compelling provocative exciting delicious to think about idea, smart people say the universe is so big there must be something statistically it could be likely there could be something happening on some other world.”

“It crossed our minds early on that the more an audience cared - we were working before, on average, 240, live people. If you could get them caring - the more they cared, the harder they laughed.”

“The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life.”

“My average fan works for about $20 per hour, if they are lucky enough to have a job. And then factoring in insurance, taxes and such, they're maybe bringing home $15 per hour. If my tickets are just under $30, it took them about two hours of their life to make the money to come see my show. Why shouldn't I give them two hours too?”